The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever xerox my butt without the proper motivation. 😉

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever.........

yell an obscene word in Church.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever zero in on a helpless woman, reguardless if she is ticklish or not 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly accept a free but obviously expensive gift without wondering what the catch is.

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever.....

become a ballerina.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever cause a natural disaster such as an earthquake or make fraudulent checks

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever grow marijuana.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

i couldn't possibly ever........

live in an igloo in Iceland.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever jump off a cliff.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever kick a lovely maiden out of the blue...that just wouldn't be proper

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I couldnt possibly ever respond as eloquently as Mils does.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever tickle torture a tied-up, tantalizing, titillating, terribly ticklish Tila Tequila....and not enjoy myself. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever......

unite myself in marriage to uncountable women in Utah.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever play the violin with my teeth, just like no one can ever xerox a picture of one.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever yield yesterday's yellow yams. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I couldn't possibly ever.......

ride a zebra in a zoo.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever anticipate antagonized antelopes attacking all humans and saving the furries to repopulate the planet 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever brag about private things I've done with my boyfriend. 😈

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever corrupt young minds into doing rediculous, yet entertaining things

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever fantasize about doing things that I find disgusting.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I couldn't possibly ever have guessed that by supper time, I would post over 250 times

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever hit a baby.