The alphabetical i do not thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not speak Japanese.

 

[drewskee]

I do not kill koalas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not lie about my ticklishness. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not make money off of sex, though I'm starting to think it's not such a bad idea if I can find someone willing to pay me for it. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked.

 

[Bugman]

I do not ostracize optimistic omnipresent opossums. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not push people off of cliffs.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

go looking for quicksand.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not read nonfiction.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

strafe steers in South Texas.

 

[milagros317]

I do not timidly tentatively tell terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not understand someone when they speak another language.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

have vultures flying overhead.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not willfully wish harm on anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

xerox pictures of my rear.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not yell at strangers on the street.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

plan to visit Zanzibar.

 

[milagros317]

I do not anxiously alter altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.........

believe that Penn State will lose this week.

 

[milagros317]

I do not cheerfully cautiously call cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

eat elephant ears.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not fry fifty-five frozen fish for French feminists.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not....

gargle gasoline.

 

[Artoo]

I do not hate humus.