The alphabetical i do not thread

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

eat elephant ears.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not fondle strangers on the street. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

grant gifts to gorillas.

 

[Michael514]

I do not hate Hogan's Heroes

 

[milagros317]

I do not intentionally ignore interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

jump over jalopies in the jungle.

 

[milagros317]

I do not kindly kiss koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

lick lamposts when it is likely to be freezing.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not molest monkeys. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not nap in Naples.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not order owls online. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not purposely playfully poke poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not quote Shakespeare in my sig.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

rustle cattle on ranches.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not sing Swedish songs.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.....

toot on a tuba in Titusville.

 

[milagros317]

I do not unintentionally underestimate unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not..........

have velcro or velvet restraining straps.

 

[milagros317]

I do not walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not play the xylophone.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

use yak butter on my yams.

 

[milagros317]

I do not zestfully zealously zoom, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not antagonize angry apes.

 

[milagros317]

I do not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not chase cougars.