The alphabetical i do not thread

[Acarophiliac]

I do not boastfully belittle Bulgarian bullies before brunch 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not care about most celebrities.

 

[Acarophiliac]

I do not dare to ring anyone's bell

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......

eat elephant ears.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not watch foxes fornicating. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

grope grannies.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not hit random strangers.

 

[drewskee]

I do not instigate fistfights.

 

[milagros317]

I do not joyfully jovially juggle jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I do not

keep kangaroos

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

like to be outside during lightning storms.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not molest sleeping strangers.

 

[Pokey]

I do not feel nervous about anything

 

[milagros317]

I do not obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I do not prey on porky pigs

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......

quit posting here until evening.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not read nonfiction.

 

[milagros317]

I do not slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms every day, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not tickle tigers. 😱

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I do not understand complex neuroscience gobble-dee-gook!

 

[Pokey]

I do not

throw baseballs with any velocity anymore

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not wish harm on anyone.

 

[leafstk]

I do not x-ray hearts, but having a broken one sucks 🙁 LOL

 

[Pokey]

I do not

yodel

 

[paracarl44]

I do not........

feed the zebras at the zoo.