The alphabetical i do not thread

[paracarl44]

I do not......................

put pepper on my popcorn.

 

[milagros317]

I do not quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not ride horses.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not...........................

like the taste of Scotch.

 

[milagros317]

I do not timidly tentatively tell terribly tedious tickling tales to twenty-two titillating tall ticklish Turkish twin sisters. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not understand quantum physics.

 

[drewskee]

I do not vacation in Virginia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not wish harm on anyone. 😛

 

[SydneyMermaid]

I do not use my x-ray vision to look through your clothes...honestly 😉

 

[milagros317]

I do not yet yield yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I do not zip up my zippers with my teeth.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not antagonize angry apes.

 

[drewskee]

I do not buy cigarettes.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I do not sniff Cocaine.

 

[milagros317]

I do not deliberately detain devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not entertain strangers.

 

[drewskee]

I do not fuck men.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not grope customers. 😱

 

[drewskee]

I do not hang pictures of horses on my wall.

 

[milagros317]

I do not intentionally ignore interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I do not.......................

really like the month of January.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not kiss koala bears.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not......................

lick lampposts in below freezing weather.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not randomly molest Mexican men.

 

[drewskee]

I do not nap in Nigeria.