The alphabetical i do not thread

[c7_assassin]

I do not shit in the woods. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I do not tickle ten ticklish Turkish toes

 

[milagros317]

I do not unintentionally underestimate unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not validate parking at where I work.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not wish on falling stars

 

[adrenalayna]

I do not x-ray people for a living

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not yearn for coffee cakes

 

[paracarl44]

I Do Not.....

pet zebras at the zoo.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not anger apes.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not banter bout bubbling brooks

 

[Bugman]

I do not cackle like a hen.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not dance naked.

 

[milagros317]

I do not eagerly enthusiastically eat eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner every night. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not fear Milagross's long alphabetically worded phrases

 

[Bugman]

I do not grope about in the dark.😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not harbour harmful histories hindering helicopters as I cannot fly and am afraid of flying

 

[Bugman]

I do not invest in improbable impractical idiotic inventions. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not juggle jumbo jets.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I do not karate kick kangaroos

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I do not <B>laugh</B> when people fall from the Heavens and land on my lap.

 

[CrystalLight]

I do not murder monkeys.

 

[Bugman]

I do not neglect needy Neanderthals. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I do not obstinately openly oppose one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I am not poking peoples pretty pets

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I do not quite understand why Carsomyr went "I am not" instead of "I do not".