The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any owls.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any pythons under my bed. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any queen bees buzzing around my bedroom, thankfully. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any rats in my basement.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any spaghetti sauce on my shirt. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any turtles in my bathtub. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any......

undertakers at my front door.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any vampires.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any Willy Wonka bars.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any x-rays of anything.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any yellow submarines.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any zippers on the clothes I'm currently wearing.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any apple cider.

 

[Pokey]

I don't have any

brown bag lunches

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any crab cakes.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any documents for dapper dudes.

 

[Pokey]

I don't have any

elephant ears

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any flippers.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any.....

ghosts.

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any hot hookers heating up my hot tub.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any iguanas.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any jokes to tell

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any killers living in my house.

 

[Pokey]

I don't have any

late leases on life

 

[Angel77]

I don't have any movies on at the moment.