The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[Xodlirv]

Not sure which disturbs me more; the misspelling of "zombies" or that you felt the necessity to qualify the remark with "today". Meaning most days they do bang on your door.

I don't have any anything.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any buffalo trying to graze in my bathroom, which is fortunate because even just one buffalo in there would make quite a mess. 😛

 

[Xodlirv]

This probably belongs in the "I thought you should know" thread, but the word "buffalo" is derived from the French for "water cow".

I don't have any children.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any ducks swimming in my bathtub. 😀

 

[Raichyll]

Not sure which disturbs me more; the misspelling of "zombies" or that you felt the necessity to qualify the remark with "today". Meaning most days they do bang on your door.

ROTFLMAO! Typo. That would be an adventure!

I don't have any equines to do this to.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any foxes and I don't want any, either. 😛

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any grizzly bears in the woods across the street.

 

[Xodlirv]

I don't have any hope. It's the enemy of realism.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any iguanas which is fortunate for the iguanas because it is not warm enough for them in my apartment. 😀

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I dont have beautiful girls feet just waiting to be worshiped and tickled by me

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any koalas and I don't mind not having any. 😛

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any lively fingertips playing a silly tune across my abdomen at the moment, but I would like some.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any mules but I'm just as stubborn as one myself. 😛

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any nasty looking zombies at my door at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any owls hooting at me now. 😀

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any practical ideas for a Halloween ball costume yet. They're all either too risqué or too warm for a gig, and possibly jumping around on stage in.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any quail flying overhead now. 😀

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any reason not to give in to my impulse to be a total night owl at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any snakes hidden under my kitchen sink. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................................

body to tickle at this moment.

 

[Raichyll]

I don't have any preseason NHL games to look forward to. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.....................................

use for an umbrella today because I am inside.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any violins, likely because I never learned to play the violin. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any..............................

desire to wash windows, because it is getting dark and chilly.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I don't have any xylophones to play beautiful music on.