The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[paracarl44]

I don't have any.......

velvet handcuffs.

 

[Artoo]

I don't have any wankers in tow.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any-

thing to xerox today.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I don't have any yo-yo's...Damn toys always break when I play with them.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any.........

zebras grazing in my back yard.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

I don't have any attention for irritating people, but they find me anyway.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any..........

baboons living with me.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Colombian cocaine in my possession at the moment. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any dope from Denmark

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any elephants stampeding through my bathroom. 😛

 

[Pokey]

I don't have any

fancy French food

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any green sweaters.

 

[paracarl44]

I do not have any.......

hay to harvest.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any ice cream in my apartment. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any.......

jackals jumping in my back yard.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Kenyan women in my bathroom at the moment. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any Librarians telling me to "Shh!" when I talk too loud 😀

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any monkeys in my kitchen at the moment. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any....

nuts that need to be cracked by a nutcracker.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any ostriches overly suffering from osteoparosis

 

[Artoo]

I don't have any penises.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any quiche at the moment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any rambunctious rampaging rhinos running around in my backyard 😀

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any soup in my system at this very second. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any tall ticklish tales to tell to anyone