The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[drewskee]

I don't have any hippo shit on my floor.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any iconic musical talents 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any...................

jellybeans.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any other kinks than the ones I boldly make known everyday 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................

lights on in the house yet.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any male or female love slaves 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any naked Nigerians in my house.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any obstinant orangatangs in my back yard 😀

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Puerto Rican women lying on my bed, sadly....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any quail.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any rattlesnakes and I don't want any, either. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any sterling silver serving trays or silverware

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any turtles.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any unicorns prancing around in my backyard

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any Venus flytraps.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any walrus shit under my mattress.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any xerox copies of my butt or any other body part for lack of a xerox machine....if I had one, you can bet your life I'd do it 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any yaks sleeping in my bathroom right now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any zebras tickling me with their tails now 😀 lol

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any antelopes grazing in Central Park. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any bears eating honey out of my fridge right now 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any cows grazing in Central Park now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any dalmation dogs running around the house 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any elephants in my bathroom. In fact, not even one full grown elephant could fit in there. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any frogs being kissed and turned into handsome princes by beautiful damsels right now 😀