The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any zebras grazing in my backyard 😀

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any antelopes playing in my bathroom. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any beatles.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any cougars chasing after me now. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any clue as to where my dogs are now or what they are doing

 

[datickler]

I dont have any earwigs in my egg salad

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any fucking patience when I'm sick or irritated.

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.......................

goats grazing in my yard.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any horse shit on my floor.

 

[paracarl44]

I before G.

I dont have any gum on the bottom of my shoes

I Don't Have Any icicles hanging from my roof.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any jokes to tell or pranks to pull....yet 😀

 

[datickler]

I dont have any karate kicking kangaroos in my basement

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any lusciously long-haired ladies here at my every beck and call, but I still wish 😀

 

[datickler]

you dont have any malicous meat eating moutain lions menacingly licking their mouths

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any neruotic and distant women at my every beck and call...even though they are said to be "hellcats" in bed 😉 😀

 

[datickler]

I dont have any opague oranges in my opal oval fruit bowl

 

[AmericaRocks]

I don't have any perfect purple potatoes on my painted porcelain plates

 

[datickler]

I dont have any quietly quacking ducks in my yard

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any rambunctious Russian boys playing in my backyard

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have any strawberries.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Turkish cousins that I know of.

 

[datickler]

I dont have any umbrellas in my closet

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any....................

vaults in Venezuela.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any walruses swimming in my bathtub. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Don't Have Any.........................

body playing an xylophone for me.