The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[Bugman]

I have not invaded Norway today.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not been to Oslo, Norway.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

parachuted but I am known here as:





PARACARL44.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not quit my job.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Russia.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not Stolen a magazine to the store's restrooms and removed the advertised "free poster" inside

 

[playgirl]

i have not been tickled today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not learned how to play the ukulele.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not verbally abused anyone...lately

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT....

weeped under a weeping willow tree.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not xeroxed my butt in a while

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT....

painted yellow lines on a highway.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have never zipped up my Zipper too fast that I get my manhood caught in it

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not angered an ape.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not borrowed bunnygirls from Suzumiya Haruhi

 

[playgirl]

i have not caught carsomyr or c7 cavorting with can-can dancers 😉

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not deliberately defused da dang bomb underneath my enemies soon-to-be deathbed

 

[Lucid Insanity]

I have not eaten elephant ears

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not fought frenzied furry fans for freakin trying to take a sample of my fur

 

[Bugman]

I have not ground gigantic gregarious green Greeks into dust.😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Have Not.......

hurried to buy a hat in Harrisburg.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not eaten any ice cream in a long while

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not juggled jumbo jets.

 

[playgirl]

i have not put ketchup on kiwis.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not lied about how ticklish I am. 😀