The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not raped anyone.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not stolen anything....except for my wife's heart

 

[drewskee]

I have not tickled anybody in a long time. 🙁

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not stolen an unbrella...too easy to fence 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not vandalized a store.

 

[milagros317]

I have not walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not xeroxed my butt today.😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not yearned for sex yet....oh great, now I do want sex 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not zestfully zoomed, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not missed the opportunity to make the a post.😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not boastfully blissfully boyishly broken big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not chased cougars today.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not had to dodge dumb dogs at all today from sniffing my butt 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not entertained any guests today. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not farted in the past hour or so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not gathered wood to burn.

 

[drewskee]

I have not humped anyone lately. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not invaded India lately.😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not juiced any fruits today for my daily source of vitamin C 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not killed anybody....today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

licked lollipops in Louisiana.

 

[drewskee]

I have not mooned anybody today. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not negotiated any treaties today.😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not overdosed on any drugs today. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not played football in quite a while