The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[drewskee]

I have not verbally abused anybody today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not waxed my car today. 🙂

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

Xeroxed anything yet today.

 

[Angel77]

I have not yawned in the last five minutes.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

left my time zone today.

 

[Angel77]

I have not allowed myself to put any weight on my foot.

 

[Coup de Grace]

I have not BEEN drunk or high.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not called anyone while drunk.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

been to Denmark.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not entered into a marathon.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT....

been to France.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[Bugman]

I have not swallowed a hampster.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not incited a riot. 😀

 

[rockshock28]

I have not joked with a jaguar.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT...

flown a kite in Kansas.

 

[Bugman]

I have not licked a lemur. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not molested anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

built a nest in Nebraska.

 

[Bugman]

I have not orchestrated a military coup. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

been stuck in quicksand.

 

[Bugman]

I have not roasted a racoon. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not stuck a spoon in my eye.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

tickled any tigers.