The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not slapped anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT..................

tickled any of my teachers.

 

[drewskee]

I have not understood a whole about anything lately.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....................

been to Venezuela.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not waxed a car.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT...................

played the xylophone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not yet yielded yesterday's yellow yarn. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not zipped across the sky in a plane yet.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.................

been to Alaska.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not bullied anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......................

had my cup of coffee this morning.

 

[milagros317]

I have not deliberately detained devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.................

eaten an egg today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not fiercely fought fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT........................

grown giant green grapes in Georgia.

 

[milagros317]

I have not hurriedly happily harvested healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......................

delivered ice to igloos in Iceland.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not juggled bowling balls. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....................

flown a kite in Kansas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not licked a toad.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I have not fucked with Mickey & Minnie Mouse.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT........................

been to Nebraska.

 

[SydneyMermaid]

I have not owned an orangutan

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.................

been to Portugal.

 

[SydneyMermaid]

I have not met the Queen