The alphabetical I will never thread

[milagros317]

I will never merrily marry many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never dance naked. 😱

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never observe the mating rituals of wolves in person 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.....................

piss on the pulpit in church.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never quit a job without securing a new one first.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.........................

rustle cattle from a ranch.

 

[CarlosBastinado]

I will never...

Steal Sugar from Safeway

 

[Naughty Summer]

I will never drink Tea while standing on my head

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never go under water, scuba diving...I can't swim lol

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.............................

venture to Venezuela.

 

[milagros317]

I will never walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.............................

learn to play the xylophone.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never yell fire in a crowded movie theater.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.........................

ride a zebra at the Zurich zoo.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never ask an advisary advice about anything anywhere near personal 😀

 

[milagros317]

I will never boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never literally choke anyone.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never demean anyone...'less they deserve it 😀

 

[milagros317]

I will never eagerly enthusiastically eat eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I will never fornicate with a Plutonian

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never guess someone else's weight correctly 😀

 

[milagros317]

I will never hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never incite a riot.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never joke about something dead serious as the 9/11 attacks and/or the War Against Terrorism

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never kill anyone.