The alphabetical I will never thread

[milagros317]

I will never joyfully jovially juggle jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......................

kill a kangaroo in Kansas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never lazily lick lizards like lollipops.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never...................

dance the Mambo in Missouri.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never go to Las Vegas, Nevada to gamble, but I will go to Reno and the Bunny Ranch to see the girls from Cathouse 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never order an airplane.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I will never <B>propose</B> to a guy

 

[milagros317]

I will never quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.................................

rustle cattle from a ranch.

 

[milagros317]

I will never slowly solidly soundly spank seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.........................

tickle a tiger.

 

[TheTickleMonster]

I will never <b>upset</b> a <b>Unicorn</b>.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never.......................

own a vault in Venezuela.

 

[milagros317]

I will never walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never xeroxed my ass. 😛

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never yearn for spicy food ever again

 

[milagros317]

I will never zestfully zealously zoom, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never...........................

aggravate an alligator in Alabama.

 

[milagros317]

I will never boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never........................

corral cattle in Calcutta.

 

[milagros317]

I will never deliberately detain determined devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......................

pee on an electric fence.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never try to floss my teeth with jumprope 😀

 

[milagros317]

I will never grow ghastly gross German giant green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I will never......................

harvest hay in Hungary.