The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever noticed any genuine vampires among the people costumed as vampires on Halloween.

 

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Never have I ever ordered a hundred bags of Halloween candy.

 

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Never have I ever pretended that Halloween wasn't happening.

 

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Never have I ever ordered quit Halloween night early out of boredom.

 

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Never have I ever resisted the urge to eat some candy on Halloween.

 

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Never have I ever swapped my bag of candy for a bag of fruits.

 

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Never have I ever told anybody not to celebrate Halloween.

 

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Never have I ever used Halloween as an excuse to throw eggs at someone's car.

 

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Never have I ever valued Halloween candy above any other candy.

 

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Never have I ever wondered why a kid or adult would love Halloween candy.

 

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Never have I ever xeroxed Halloween candy wrappers.

 

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Never have I ever yanked a Halloween candy bar from a little kid's hands.

 

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Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 100mph throwing Halloween candy wrappers out the window.

The next A to Z should return to the topic of baseball.

 

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Never have I ever allowed myself to become a Mets fan.

 

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Never have I ever backed down from rooting for the Dodgers.

 

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Never have I ever caught a ball at a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever dreaded attending a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever caught entertained the thought of becoming a Mets fan.

 

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Never have I ever fought with Mets fans while attending a Dodger game in CitiField, but I have suffered verbal abuse.

 

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Never have I ever given a kid foul ball I caught but I would if I did catch one.

 

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Never have I ever hated any baseball fans as much as I hate the fans of the putrid motherfucking hated jints bastards.

 

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Never have I ever ignored the standings in major league baseball.

 

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Never have I ever jumped over the turnstile to avoid paying for my ticket at a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever kicked dirt on an umpire for a bad call at a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever laughed after a loss by the Dodgers.