The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever journeyed to San Francisco to get the autograph of Willie Mays.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kissed a MLB baseball player even if I loved them like Derek Jeter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever laughed in the face of a player who made a famous error such as Bucky Dent.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever messed up a baseball player by interfering with a ball even with Cal Ripken Jr. who my brother idolized.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever noticed a player on the San Francisco team behaving like a gentleman, least of all Barry Bonds.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever offered my advice to any MLB player including Aaron Judge on how to hit.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever posted in praise of a player on the San Francisco team, least of all Barry Bonds.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever quizzed Derek Jeter on baseball trivia.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run away from Sandy Koufax at an autograph show.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever slapped Aaron Judge for striking out (cause he'd strike me to death).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever taught Orel Hershiser to pitch (because I can't pitch myself).

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood how someone like Anthony Volpe must feel playing for his hometown team.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted for Steve Garvey for Senator, but I was rooting for him to be elected. (Sadly, he wasn't.)

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wondered what it would be like to have been a heart throb like Derek Jeter was in his 20s.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed the text of the Hall of Fame plaque of any player except for Sandy Koufax.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever not thought Babe Ruth was the most legendary Yankee of all-time.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed past the Hall of Fame at 100mph without stopping to go inside and read the plaques of Sandy Koufax, Duke Snider, and Jackie Robinson.

Next poster can choose the A to Z for the next cycle.

 

[Edge]

Next topic will be about the holiday season (since it's about to begin).

Never have I ever not had some anxiety over the holiday season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever had my birthday during the holiday season.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever went camping in Massachusetts during the holiday season

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever taken a dive into the Hudson River during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever ended the holiday season unfulfilled.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever frowned at a large meal during the holiday season.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever gifted someone and regretted it during the holiday season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hid under the table at a meal during the holiday season.