The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped over a fence. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever killed a bear with my bare hands.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever licked the bare soles of Heidi Klum. 🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever moved far away.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever named a baby.😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever oiled up a wrestler before a match.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever punched a lion in the face.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned my ability to run.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run ten miles in one day.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever shown my neighbor naked pictures of myself.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever torn up a $100 bill.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever urinated on someone's newspaper.

 

[Yote]

Never have I ever vetoed a bill.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever washed people's clothes for free.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed my ass by sitting on the copying machine. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yawned at a beautiful young woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 150mph in a BMW.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever arrested someone for breaking the law.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever tickled Britney Spears' feet, but I would LOVE to

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever caught an old couple having sex.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever dropped a bomb from an airplane. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever eloped to get married.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever farted in somebody's face.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever greeted someone by spitting at them.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hurled in somebody's face.