The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever hurried time to go by.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever injured my eyes. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever jumped off a cliff.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kicked a lion in the ass.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever loved a girl who loved me back.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever been Married more than once

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever nursed a sick baby elephant back to health.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever owned a BMW. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever pursued Jessica Alba.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever quoted Jessica Alba on the TMF. 😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever revealed Jessica Alba's sexual fetishes (as if I knew them first-hand lol).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever swam across the Hudson River.😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever tripped in the middle of a church.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever uttered the words To infinity and beyond out loud

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted twice in the same election. 😀

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wrestled Hulk Hogan.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed my ass by sitting on the copy machine.😛

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yawned while watching a beautiful woman.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 150mph in a BMW.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever attempted to kiss a random beautiful girl.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever backed a car over a sleeping dog.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever caused someone to drive off a cliff.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever driven drunk

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever earned ten million dollars.🙁

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fallen off a tall ladder.