The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever given someone a car as a birthday gift.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever held a car's keys in my hand and thrown them into a lake.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever intended to be a slow driver in my car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped out of a car while it was in motion.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kicked someone's car because I was mad at them.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever laughed at someone because they wanted to buy a new car.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever motivated someone in a car driving by to run me over by angering them.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever napped while driving a car at 80mph.
(Lucky for me. 😛)

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever ordered someone to chauffeur me in a car around town.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever pushed a car out of the mud where it was stuck.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned the fact that I couldn't live without having a car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run after a car screaming, "Stop!"

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever sweated from not having a/c in my car all summer.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever taken a car without the owner's permission.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood why anyone wouldn't want to have a car.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever valued a car above $1,000,000.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever went over a cliff with my car (thankfully).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yearned to drive a car in the Indianapolis 500.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zoomed 100MPH on the highway (but I have gone 90).
Next topic: Mils you pick.

 

[milagros317]

Our next topic will be restaurants.


Never have I ever arrived at a restaurant half an hour after my reservation.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever brought my own silverware to eat at a restaurant.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever carried my own chair into a restaurant.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever debated if I liked a food in a particular restaurant.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever tried to Escape a restaurant without paying the bill

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever fought with a waiter or waitress at a restaurant.