The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[paracarl44]

YOU ARE NOT...........................

licking a large lemon lollipop in Louisiana.

 

[milagros317]

You are not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not naked nor nearly naked now. 😱

 

[milagros317]

You are not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.............................

in a parade.

 

[milagros317]

You are not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not raping anyone. 😱

 

[Angel77]

You are not singing to me right now.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not tickling anyone right now.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not............................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.

 

[milagros317]

You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not....................

wallowing in water in Wisconsin.

 

[milagros317]

You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not yelling at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not............................

the person with the "A" Post to start this Alphabet Thread over again.

 

[milagros317]

You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

You are not cuddling cute Chicks.

 

[Angel77]

You are not deceiving me at the moment.

 

[milagros317]

You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not............................

frying fat frankfurters over an open fire.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

You are not fishing for fishy Flounders.

 

[milagros317]

You are not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........................

harvesting hay in Hungary.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not inside a cabin.