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The arrogance thread! I'm awesome because...

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Filthyweasel

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...of my voice.

If I can make myself heard, I can hypnotize a room full of Americans (only works on Americans), resulting in faraway expressions and mona lisa smiles. Until someone shatters it all with "Where are you FROM?!?!"

Anyone else? Everyone's got something that's awesome.
 
I can dislocate the thumb on my left hand and pop it back into place. It sticks out at a weird angle. Used to be able to do it with both thumbs, but I can't do it on my right hand any more. Arthritis I guess. That's about it for me. :shrug:
 
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I am awesome because I AM drunk! 😀 😛
 
I can make fart sounds with a straw and my armpit. Don't be jealous! :jester:
 
I am friends with someone who can make fart sounds with a straw and her armit and is also a fun drunk !!! :drinkup::woot::woot:
 
^^Can you teach me?! :pweese: LOL

I lived up to my end of the bet... humiliating as it was :jester:
 
^ Sure I'll teach ya!

I'm pretty awesome because I love tickling! :bounce:
 
That sure is awesome! :woot:

I'm awesome because I love to tickle and I'm damn good at it too! :jester:
 
^ Wanna make a trip to Pittsburgh? :jester:

I'm pretty awesome because I think farts are funny!
 
^you bet! :yessir:

I'm awesome because I like tend to laugh when other people trip and fall :jester:
 
^ Omg I am so with you there! :rowfull:

I am partially awesome because my puppy and kitty think that I am. :bubbleheart:
 
I am pretty awesome to party with, or so I've been told :drinkup: LOL
 
...I have a Snuggie.6

And that number 6 in the line above just appeared when my finger was nowhere near either key...

...now I'm scared.
 
I am awesome because...

1) I just am
2) I have the last word
3) I said so
 
I am awesome, because I CAN escape the goddesses punishment! 😛
 
I am awesome because I am still out of reach for all the vindictive Americans! :neenerneener:
 
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