The Breaking News Thread

[innocentsexcat]

This just in, The Giants have forfeited the game. Patriots win. Meow.

 

[milagros317]

This just in: I don't care about football. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

This just in... I'm barefoot right now. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Ted Kennedy is in the Hospital with a possible stroke.

 

[subZer0]

Breaking News:

Ireland's worst air disaster occured today when a small two-seater plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue have recovered 816 bodies, digging continues...

 

[Headsnap]

STOP PRESS!

The Conservative Party have announced in their manifesto that if they are victorious in the next General Election they will build the Death Star and destroy Tatoonie.

 

[Artoo]

This just in...Smashing Pumpkins RAWK!

 

[Bugman]

This just in..I thought this thread had died the quick and merciful death it so richly deserved.

 

[milagros317]

This just in: Summer is one month away. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

A 747 has split its fuselage.

 

[milagros317]

Breaking news: There was a flood due to a burst water main in Greenwich Village today.

 

[TKForce]

This just in, TKForce interviewed on Robace's Radio show last night. 🙂
'Robace Radio #8' download it here. http://www.blogtalkradio.com/TMF-Radio

 

[milagros317]

Breaking news: The final score from Dodger Stadium is Dodgers 4, Cardinals 3. 😀

 

[Tortuga]

this just in....

ASUTickler and Tortuga will soon be living together in Arizona!

 

[milagros317]

Breaking news: The Marlins tied the hated jints 4-4 and the game has gone into extra innings. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

Price of a barrel of oil is up, stock market is down.