The cheeziest pickup lines you've ever heard or - god help you - used?

[Lord Doctor]

Interesting that one, coz I usually bang on about physics in the pub when talking to an attractive lass, utterly unaware of the fact that she has no idea what I'm talking about. Mind you, I probably don't either.

 

[CMartin]

My favs (that I've heard...not used 😛 )....

"Your body's name must be "Visa" 'cause it's everywhere I want to be!!"

"Let's rearrange the alphabet so that "I" can be next to "U"."

 

[Lord Doctor]

This one comes right out of a game...
"You must be 18 or older to ride"

 

[CrystalLight]

Plain and Simple:


"How do you like your eggs?"