The completley false fact thread

[camble4eva]

Not sure if this has been done before on the TMF but here goes:

Make up a complete blatant untrue piece of bullshit but make it sound factual

For example:

In Abu Dhabi it is illegal for females not to be topless whilst out in public

or

The inventor of the anagram passed away last night in his sleep, may he erect a penis

You get the idea, now go forth and enlighten us with your factoid knowledge

 

[camble4eva]

The character "Compo" in the long running BBC series Last of the Summer Wine earned his namesake from the huge number of whiplash claims and personal injury lawsuits he entered into as a result from ladder falls and wheeled bath tub crashes into dry stone walls!

 

[C.A.B.]

That drop-dead gorgeous 18-22 year old that just joined and instantly posted seemingly all their Facebook photos and openly wants you to tie them up and tickle their 'incredibly ticklish soft helpless feet"...really and truly is a drop-dead gorgeous 18-22 year old that just joined and instantly posted seemingly all their Facebook photos and openly wants you to tie them up and tickle their 'incredibly ticklish soft helpless feet"


...and they want you to IM them with details of what you would do to them right away.



🙄

 

[Bohemianne]

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[milagros317]

I was a very talented athlete in high school. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

The Moon is made of blue cheese.

 

[milagros317]

Taxes here in New York state are much too low.

 

[paracarl44]

It does not take fifty years for an oak tree to produce acorns.

 

[milagros317]

I hate cats.

 

[paracarl44]

Texting on a cell phone while driving does not cause accidents.

 

[milagros317]

I voted for Obama in 2012.

 

[paracarl44]

I can beat Milagros in a Bridge Tournament.

 

[milagros317]

I was a Major League Baseball player before taking up my current occupation.

 

[camble4eva]

The Highly successful Grammy award winning songwriter/solo artist "Sting" earn't his namesake at school for being responsible for shifting all the wasps nests out of the six form common room.

 

[milagros317]

The current playoff system in Major League Baseball, with wild card teams, is very fair.

 

[camble4eva]

Milagros is actually a high ranking FIFA official and has kindly arranged for the 2018 world cup to be held in blighty!

 

[kered]

Milagros is a cage fighter.

 

[Klaxxon]

Klaxxon's second job is that of a gigolo.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I had many friends in school

 

[Klaxxon]

I was one of the men on the grassy knoll.

 

[camble4eva]

Germany got its name is its riddled with germs.....many germs

 

[milagros317]

Pi is exactly equal to 22/7.

 

[Texastkl]

I tickled the feet of every single girl in high school

 

[camble4eva]

The 1970's Olympic gold medalist Geoff Capes got his name sake from his hobby of collecting super hero capes.

 

[camble4eva]

Mary Berry from the popular BBC programme "the great British bake off" is really a world class mma fighter and is a regular bare knuckle boxer at underground fight club events, she also came up with the famous slogan "what happens at fight club stays at fight club!"