The CrystalLight Fan Club Thread

[Snail Shell]

Y'know the horrid irony in this is that this thread has deteriorated into making fun of Crystal, when I actually meant most of the compliments in the opening post... Not that she'd take any of them, of course, but it's the thought that counts. 🙂



Snail Shell

 

[CrystalLight]

Every time I think I have a handle on this cute but mean-ass heifer, she shows another side. CL is an intelligent and seemingly capricious woman. Yet there is a method to her evilness. I can totally relate to playing hard to get...or maybe she's not playing. She might hate it, but hell I consider her a soulsister...even if she does listen to that crazy baby-killing metal

You go girl!!

I don't know what to say.. Yer amazin'.



Snailerz: Yeah.. I'm used to it. 😉

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Your typing says "No no no", but your laughter says "Snort!"

Hey. Yoo bee nyce. She duznt snort.

 

[CrystalLight]

Hey. Yoo bee nyce. She duznt snort.

Thank you, luv.

 

[TonyInMyThroat]

Can someone be a fan and a stalker at the same time? I’m not say’n, I’m just say’n. 😉

 

[AffectionateDan]

Hey. Yoo bee nyce. She duznt snort.

Shush you, or pheer da wrath of discount weiner butt slammin'! Besides, yoo snort, too.

Thank you, luv.

The Amazing Snortastic Sisters, everybody!

 

[CrystalLight]

We Do Not Snort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AffectionateDan]

*Snort!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

See? Right there! Yoo seen it, everybody seen it! Snorty McSnortpants! But I guess I'm gettin' off-topic, here... wrong thread. Um. Guess I'm a Fan of your snorting. Yeah, there we go. Masterfully done, Dan. Why thank you, Dan.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Shush you, or pheer da wrath of discount weiner butt slammin'! Besides, yoo snort, too.

The Amazing Snortastic Sisters, everybody!

See? Right there! Yoo seen it, everybody seen it! Snorty McSnortpants! But I guess I'm gettin' off-topic, here... wrong thread. Um. Guess I'm a Fan of your snorting. Yeah, there we go. Masterfully done, Dan. Why thank you, Dan.

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[AffectionateDan]

Snort! Snorty-snort-mcsnort! SNORT!

Yes, I totally see your point, here. Well spoken.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I'm sorry for saying that. It was insensitive and completely ass-munch-ish of me. In all the years I've known you, you've not snorted once. You are indeed the superior gender!

Thank you. Was that so hard?

 

[AffectionateDan]

Actually, I owe YOU and everyone else an apology for hijacking YET ANOTHER thread, and for that I'm truly sorry. For this, you can all tickle me mercilessly in NH. And a select few of you can bite me.

Now, I really *should* get back on-topic and start singing the praises of CrystalLight, as was intended in this thread, and stop messing with my betters, who can pwn me easily at all things in life. I'm such a golfer. *Snort.*

Don't be so hard on (heh.... hard on) yourself, Gigs. We forgive you.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

You're crazy, I'm the golfer. My mom's a golfer, and I have a penis in my golfbag. 🙁 I feel terrible. I'm really really sorry and I hope you'll all forgive me for being douchetastic! Please don't rickroll me in NH while you stick my hand in a bowl of warm water when I'm sleeping!

Hmm. I'd like to see some more groveling first! Plz k thx. 🙂

 

[venray]

Crys has a new true love..........

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[maniactickler]

Crystal is my mentor and idol. she has been a big influence in my life.

 

[paracarl44]

Let's get back to the Hot Dogs.

CrystalLight, you have to try the HOT DOGS in my hometown. They have become World Famous.

 

[Tortuga]

Crystal is really really purdy and and i lurves her and and she's really really cool and f'ing awesome to chill with and and i lurves her

 

[Gothika]