The Extended Service Warranty Thread

[kurchatovium]

Nothing cuter than a widdle kid with a widdle teddy. 😀 😀

 

[milagros317]

Children will wuv these new Teddy Bears. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I sincerely hope so. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'm sure that children will wuv them. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Teddies are much more wuvable than extended service warranties. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Nobody that I know wuvs extended warranties. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Maybe only Chef Tony does. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Only somebody as evil as Chef Tony could. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I agree completely. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Doesn't Chef Tony include an exclusive dealer buy-back option on all forclosures, though?

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony is a crook, actually. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Chef Tony try to sell my mommy lots of steak knives she didn't need.

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony sells swampland to old people and claims it's ideal for building a retirement home.

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Chef Tony is a meanie. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony places cinder blocks in the hallways of schools for blind children. 😱

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Thats very^500 evil. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Then he hangs around and laughs when they trip and fall.

😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Not very^500 nice at all. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

He thinks it's funny, which shows that he is very^500 evil. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I quite agree. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony has also been know to set fire to the beards of sleeping old men. 😱
😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Also not very nice. 😀 😀 😛

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Kinda hard to pass up his(Chef Tony's) free ticklee-pizza-Thursday-Prize-Nite-Fights, though.

 

[kurchatovium]

Probably some evil promotional gimmick Dr. Kobb. 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Chef Tony always gives out poison candy on Halloween. 😱

😀 😛