omg that one pic you posted, that i've got here happed to me, but worse!
i was learning to drive for the first time, and was driving my mother's hundai sante fe. i was driving in a high school parking lot, and went to park and i mixed up the gas with the brake and zoomed forward, plowed under a high chain link fence and into a deep ditch. the fence was holding the vehicle down from falling into the ditch and the reaer end was in the air for 2 feet. we called the police and they came all right... 5 friggin cruisers with about 9 cops to come and chuckle about it. was so embarassed.
anywho, found this hilarous audio clip of a mental hospital answering machine. didn't know where to put it, so i put it here.