giggle-maker
2nd Level Orange Feather
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Make sure you know what you're doing. I heard that when milagros goes hunting for crocodiles he coats himself in curare and allows himself to be eaten. It is not until he's been chewed a bit and is starting to be partially digested that the poision has its effect and kills the croc.
Yeah, sure it's painful. But milagros sells the skin for making shoes and doesn't want any sign of trauma - such as a knife or bullet wound - reducing the market value.
It is said that he is so polite on this site as his way of atoning for a life of debauchery and murder on the outside. It is noted that he once ripped a man's head clean off for looking in the direction of his woman. His woman was three states away at the time, but that didn't mean anything to milagros the butcher of miami.
So. two final points.
1) GM - don't mess with the milagros-ster
2) Mr Milagros sir. PM me for my address if you want to sue me for slander.
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You're a damned fool GM, and you're playing a dangerous game with not just your life, but the life of everybody who's posted on this thread.
The last TMF shut it's doors in 2000 when Psycho4048 suddenly took up God and went AWOL.
Few people realise that it was Milagros who flipped that tickling-nutjob over the edge. Psycho was so scared he left immediately, never to return.
Some say that milagros hunted him down like a rat and tore into him Hanibal Lector-style. Pscyho didn't stand a chance. Ever the gentleman, however, milagros made sure to thank him for his contribution in the murder and commiserate him on leaving the forum.
Whats going on in this thread??..........101281
Whats going on in this thread??..........101281