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Here is the latest addition to the Grand Epic!
Salvation of a Leaf Stick
From a very early age,
Todd caused bearded men to rage.
He had the leading role;
the world, it was his stage!
Swooping down on humans,
from the skies in which he'd soar!
It was upon this act,
that he'd let out his mighty pigeon roar!
But then Todd went to Canada;
the land of Leaf and Moose!
Godd almighty hath commanded him,
or another country he would choose!
Todd flew around and wondered,
what this would be about!
And then he spotted Leaf Stick,
that hopeless, drunken lout!
And now just let me tell ya,
why Leaf Stick is a bum!
He forgets the time, he passes out,
and I bet he drinks a lot of rum!
Todd stepped down then and saved him,
to which Leaf Stick then would say:
Thank you Master Todd my friend,
from now I'll drink but twice a day!
So on this joyous day our Todd,
he saved another soul!
Leaf celebrated with Canadian Club,
and drank the bottle whole!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT COMING TO MY DEFENSE, YOU BASTARD!