The Great Robaceini

[RobAce]

Hiya Slacker...good to see ya round dude!

an empty box of Cheez-its, a black leather duster and a bulldozer.

Name 3 things usually left over after a Hawk Williams Jr. concert.
(edit...I meant Hank Williams Jr.)
Rob

 

[slacker2114]

HA.....good one...

a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of A-1 steak sauce, and Dolly Parton

 

[RobAce]

Alright Slacker......here ya go

a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of A-1 steak sauce, and Dolly Parton

Name 3 things Id like either with or after a Big Juicy T-Bone steak.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Dammit. This is hard.

a strip joint, a Barney dvd, and a pile of dog doo

 

[RobAce]

Dammit. This is hard.

Maybe a little, but I do some improv comedy when I get the chance at clubs and this helps keep my mind sharp!!

Anyway....here we go.

a strip joint, a Barney dvd, and a pile of dog doo

Name 3 things that confuse Paris Hilton.

Rob

 

[Tamia78]

Toothpaste, a Ritz cracker, and a tampon

 

[RobAce]

Heya Tamia!! Great to see ya here!

Toothpaste, a Ritz cracker, and a tampon

Name the only 3 things on Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's grocery list.

Rob

 

[Tamia78]

ooh, that was GREAT!

Let's see........

a tennis shoe, a lamp, and a stick of gum...

 

[slacker2114]

heheh...that Paris Hilton one was great. Ok, my next try...

a Burmese python, a catcher's mitt and a drop of rain

And yes, I AM trying to stump you. Sorry, but it's my nature.

 

[RobAce]

Thanks Tamia...some of them are easier to make funny than others. Some like this one are just more along the lines of "hmmm this isnt funny, but it works"

a tennis shoe, a lamp, and a stick of gum...

Name something you slip on, turn on, and get stuck on.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

heheh...that Paris Hilton one was great. Ok, my next try...

Thanks Slacker...

a Burmese python, a catcher's mitt and a drop of rain

Name 3 things Id put in my pants to confuse someone.

And yes, I AM trying to stump you. Sorry, but it's my nature

Thats okay with me...Im hoping that someone might stump me eventually. But this is great practice for my next Improv session.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

Ok, so long as you don't take it personal....

a cell phone, a bowling trophy and a rabid dog

 

[RobAce]

Ok, so long as you don't take it personal....

Never Slacker. You and a few others on here I consider friends...Id never take anything personal..maybe a heads-up...but never personal.

a cell phone, a bowling trophy and a rabid dog

Name something youd dial, would make you smile and make you run for a while.

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

hmmmm.....

an out of date calendar, a can of ravioli and Santa Claus

 

[RobAce]

Pretty good Slacker....

an out of date calendar, a can of ravioli and Santa Claus

Name 3 things other than God that GW Bush also said told him to attack Iraq.

ROFL! I even like that one.
(Psst..remember even I like political humor...this is in no way attempting to make a statement good or bad about God or Bushie. I just like to make fun of everything equally. My humor just as my views are right down the middle.)

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

ROFL.....That was great. Ok, last one for the night then i'm off to bed....

the Mona Lisa, a charcoal grill and dental floss.

 

[kered]

A cattle prod, peanut butter, an Edsel hubcap.

 

[RobAce]

Looks like Ive got a couple more to answer before I go take a nap...

Okay Slacker....

the Mona Lisa, a charcoal grill and dental floss.

Name 3 things a Frenchman would rather bathe with than with soap and water.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Kered...I know I can always count on you....
BTW did you see I FINALLY got over 2000 posts! Thanks for helping me get there, now I feel almost up to par. LOL

Here ya go Kered.

A cattle prod, peanut butter, an Edsel hubcap.

Name 3 things that could excite a redneck.

Rob

 

[kered]

Kered...I know I can always count on you....
BTW did you see I FINALLY got over 2000 posts! Thanks for helping me get there, now I feel almost up to par. LOL

Here ya go Kered.

Name 3 things that could excite a redneck.

Rob

Excellent, Rob. You are on your game today!

 

[RobAce]

OK....ready for some more....
lets go people....
Ill be around!

Rob

 

[slacker2114]

I'll hit ya with one before I go to work...

a trombone, a glass of milk and Silly Putty

 

[RobAce]

Slacker.....here ya go.

a trombone, a glass of milk and Silly Putty

Name three things you could blow with or out your nose.

Rob

 

[kered]

A burlap sack, a roll of toilet paper, red shoe polish.

 

[rajee]

A Bagel, a house key and a Dentist. 😎