The Hamster....

[HeavenlyTickle]

How many hamsters would it take to make a decent coat?

Kered! Stop encouraging Venray!!!

How much of my hair would it take to make you a new toupee?

 

[kered]

Kered! Stop encouraging Venray!!!

How much of my hair would it take to make you a new toupee?

I don't know but I'll bet I'll be lovely.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I don't know but I'll bet I'll be lovely.

Oh you will. A right sexgod. 😀 😛

 

[Mastertank1]

Well La Tee Dah Indeed

I have no idea.

I suppose you're far too classy to have ever associated with drunken Cockney soccer hooligans.
When we had the World Cup in the US a while back, we put all the UK team's games in Yankee Stadium. The hooligan fans tried their usual running amok in the South Bronx exactly once. After that, they were on their best behavior; at least the ones who got out of hospital before the tournament ended were.

I wish Amsterdam was overrun with hamsters. 😀 But unfortunately, the last time I went, it was overrun with pidgeons and tramps. Lmao. I can so imagine that. Maybe they thought you were one of them...?

They probably did think that; they were probably right. Just a big old friendly bear, that's me!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

They probably did think that; they were probably right. Just a big old friendly bear, that's me!

And yet you have a tank in your signature?

 

[Mastertank1]

Yeah, that was my Nom De Guerre

And yet you have a tank in your signature?

When I worked as a bodyguard/bouncer. Folks called me 'The Tank', like some kind of comic book character. I went with it because it projected the right kind of image for a pro bodyguard, and I got used to it over the years.
The particular tank in my sig was also the logo on my business card. It conveys an image of power, protection and unstoppability, all of which were characteristics people attributed to me in those days. That's why I used to get paid top dollar for my services.

I think animals and small children have always liked and trusted me on sight because they can sense that I'm a person who not only will never hurt them, but who will also protect them if necessary, which is actually quite true. Even, (perhaps especially) animals and kids who have been abused by others instantly seem to love me.

I've never been quite sure why this happens, but it's something I've been humbly grateful for all my life.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

When I worked as a bodyguard/bouncer. Folks called me 'The Tank', like some kind of comic book character. I went with it because it projected the right kind of image for a pro bodyguard, and I got used to it over the years.
The particular tank in my sig was also the logo on my business card. It conveys an image of power, protection and unstoppability, all of which were characteristics people attributed to me in those days. That's why I used to get paid top dollar for my services.

I think animals and small children have always liked and trusted me on sight because they can sense that I'm a person who not only will never hurt them, but who will also protect them if necessary, which is actually quite true. Even, (perhaps especially) animals and kids who have been abused by others instantly seem to love me.

I've never been quite sure why this happens, but it's something I've been humbly grateful for all my life.

Ohhh, I see. Yeah it makes sense. I wasn't denying your cuddlyness, 😀 I was just really wondering why you had a tank in your signature. But now I know.

A big strong bodyguard. *sigh*