Venus51099
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I ran across these on the Internet, though they were funny and so I thought I would share with my friends. I hope that you enjoy them.
The Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bowel: A letter like a. E. I. O. U.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D & C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live longer.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series: 1A soldier ball game. 2World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Aware of.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: A relative of Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Dang near killed 'em.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman Emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of "You're out."
Varicose: Nearby.
Vein: Conceited.
Rose
The Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
Artery: The study of paintings.
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria.
Barium: What doctors do when patients die.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Bowel: A letter like a. E. I. O. U.
Caesarean Section: A neighbourhood in Rome.
Cat Scan: Searching for kitty.
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
D & C: Where Washington is.
Dilate: To live longer.
Enema: Not a friend.
Fester: Quicker.
Fibula: A small lie.
Genital: Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series: 1A soldier ball game. 2World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail: Coat hook.
Impotent: Distinguished, well known.
Labour pain: Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff: Doctor's cane.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.
Node: Aware of.
Outpatient: A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear: A fatherhood test.
Pelvis: A relative of Elvis.
Post Operative: A letter carrier.
Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.
Rectum: Dang near killed 'em.
Secretion: Hiding something.
Seizure: Roman Emperor.
Tablet: A small table.
Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor: More than one.
Urine: Opposite of "You're out."
Varicose: Nearby.
Vein: Conceited.
Rose
