The "I know nothing about......" Thread

[tickleshotel]

i know nothing about teaching penguins to sing

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching yaks to play chess. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching zebras to mambo.

 

[tickleshotel]

doing the waltz

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching antelopes to speak Russian. 😀

 

[tickleshotel]

how long I will live

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching bears to speak Russian. 😀

 

[mark 19]

I know nothing about baseball which is surprising given how much people on this forum talk about it 😀

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching canaries to speak Russian. 😀

 

[mark 19]

I know nothing about getting .bat files to close the dos box window they open for themselves (maybe I should ask on the general discussion forum?)

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching deer to speak Russian. 😀

 

[Hiryu]

I know nothing about burning bin/cue images.

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching eagles to speak Russian. 😀

 

[Hiryu]

I know nothing about The Lotus Love Foot Erotica Club of America or if it ever really existed to begin with.

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching ferrets to speak German. 😛

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching gophers to speak Russian. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching hyenas to speak Chinese.

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching iguanas to speak Russian. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching jaguars to speak Italian, since I don't know the language myself.

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching koalas to speak Russian. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching lions to speak Armenian. 😕

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching mules to speak Russian. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching newts to speak Norwegian.

 

[milagros317]

I know nothing about teaching ostriches to speak Russian. 😀

 

[amk714]

I know nothing about teaching penguins to speak, read, or write Thai.