I wonder if Santa is secretly Batman in disguise. Think about these facts about the pointy-eared crimefighter:
1.He operates at night, and sometimes traveles around the world.
2. He gives stuff to people,alot of times without them seeing him do it.
and,
3. He knows when you're sleeping..he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good.. so be good, for goodness sake (or else he'll punch your lights out.)
You better not kill, you better not lie, you better not steal.. I'm tellin you why. Batman Clause will kick you..around.