the "image war" thread

[TickleTheater]

Waaarrrrmachine!

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

For those who may not have played AD&D look up your local geek who'll be happy to explain the peril... For those of us in the know... enjoy 😉

*nom* *nom* *nom*

 

[melanie2]

hmm i believe this can beat that thing...whatever it is lol

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

The one true Dino!

 

[taxwaxus]

Lung cancer...geez, what a downer.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

:yawn:

 

[makemlaugh2003]

In keeping with the current "Aqua" theme...

...which is "cool" by me (you'll get that pun in just a mo, kids), I also offer that I'm old enough to recall the days when the late 80's version of aqua...a quaint, gender-spanning color we called "teal"...ruled the fashion industry. But I digress...painfully, at times. The point here is, to paraphrase a catchy commercial ditty, "There's something about an Aqua Velva 'ler!" :ggrin:

 

[TickleTheater]

I love the smell of Aqua Velva. However, it must not, MUST NOT be used as a Huevo Splash substitute.

You know who else loves Aqua Velva and all other liquids?

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Ah! One of my few "new school" faves! Well done!

And ol' absorbent-and-yellow-and-porous (is he!) NEEDS the ol' AV splashed on if he's gonna impress Sandy Cheeks, that nut-gatherin' debutante of the deep! (turns out, one episode also revealed that she's rib-ticklish, too...go Spongie!) And imagine the resale value of a pineapple under the sea! About the only thing that could be better than THAT below-the-surface dwelling woud be...

(EVERYBODY!) WEEEEEE all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine... (you know the words!) WEEEEEE all live in a yellow submarine...

 

[MistressValerie1]

Bye, bye yellow submarine 😱

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Make love, not war!

No nukes! :ggrin:

 

[a1532b]

Your hippies may have the munchies...But my zombies have munchies for brains.

 

[melanie2]

The Terminator will make quick work out of those flesh eating zombies

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Your Terminator is no match for Mime-Vin:

 

[melanie2]

Females rule!!!!!!! So take that Vin

 

[a1532b]

I use a movie review site to vanquish your evil, horrible movie! 19% attack!!!

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Females rule!!!!!!! So take that Vin

IZZY! I'm shocked, yes SHOCKED you'd talk that way about Mr. Deisel.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Curse you, Mango! I see your review and raise you a critic!

 

[a1532b]

Well if that's how you want to play it....

 

[TickleTheater]

Hulk smash little man!

 

[Cbarton]

This little man should scare off ANY Hulk...

 

[Sir Bombers]

This little man should scare off ANY Hulk...

and THESE should scare off this fit little man....

 

[a1532b]

BEHOLD! The anti-doughnut!!!

 

[makemlaugh2003]

"Oh, Homey!" Long live the cartoon world's top modern-day glutton!

Of course, we OLD-schoolers have an even fonder appreciation for those gregarious over-eaters from our favorite comics, ones that DIDN'T have the belt-lapping gut to show for their efforts. No, indeed, one could cite a certain Forsythe Pendleton "Jughead" Jones, the Third (!) from Riverdale High, or that lovably Zoinks!ing Norville "Shaggy" Rogers in the Mystery Machine van...OR, perhaps, MY personal favorite fictional, two-dimensional binge eater, who undoubtedly inspired Vanilla Ice's hairstyle...

 

[Cbarton]

Dagwood may have had a sandwich named after him...but how about a real eating machine: KOBAYASHI!!!!