FeatherDaemon, I swear we about have to be distant cousins...
...for your thoughts are so very often linked strongly with my own! Indeed, what an absolute dream come true it would undoubtedly be for ANY prepubescent, horny young lad to have that delicious morsel for his babysitter! In fact, to add to the pure deliciousness of the scenario, about the only thing that could be even BETTER than having a luscious dish like that come to your house to sit...would be to have her STAY, er, a bit longer than intended...
...sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss... 😉