The Immortal Thread

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #11: "Never marry an immortal man. He will never write his last will. Ever." 😀

 

[milagros317]

This thread needs to go back to page one!

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #12: "Never give away lifetime warranty carelessly, you’ll never know if your customer is immortal."

 

[milagros317]

Back to the top with this wonderful thread. 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

<marquee>LIVE!</marquee>

 

[milagros317]

This thread lives! 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #13: "The gods said, you will be immortal… a beautiful magnificent immortal streptococcus." 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #14: "Imagine what a perv can do in one immortal lifetime."

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #15: "If I will be immortal, then, I need a horse… like Pegasus." 😀

 

[milagros317]

Back to the top with this fine thread! 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #16: "If I will be immortal, I will unite with the vampire LERstat. It’s just that… he doesn’t know it yet."

 

[milagros317]

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[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #17: "What’s the point of becoming immortal if I will live it as an amoeba?"

 

[milagros317]

Back to page one! 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #18: "I don't know if any of the ladies would want immortality if the last remaining bachelor on earth is Frankenstein's fiend..."

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #19: "All I want is to be an early retired immortal (with generous pension and all the jazz)… "

 

[milagros317]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #19: "All I want is to be an early retired immortal (with generous pension and all the jazz)… "

^ very amusing. 😛

 

[Bohemianne]

^ very amusing. 😛

I have to admit, it is the result of dreaming about "living on interest"... but life is sorta cruel 😀 😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

I have to admit, it is the result of dreaming about "living on interest"... but life is sorta cruel 😀 😀 😱

Interest rates are so low now that you would have to be very rich indeed to live on interest. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Interest rates are so low now that you would have to be very rich indeed to live on interest. 😱

If I'd be a dust mite, that wouldn't be questionable... 😀 😱

 

[milagros317]

If I'd be a dust mite, that wouldn't be questionable... 😀 😱

Surely you are not a dust mite. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

Surely you are not a dust mite. 😱

LMAO! Kidding... Of course, if we talk in scales... 😱 😀

 

[Bohemianne]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #20: "I’m glad to be immortal, if it will not make me a widow every 50 to 80 years or so…"

 

[milagros317]

Boh’s Immortal Quote #20: "I’m glad to be immortal, if it will not make me a widow every 50 to 80 years or so…"

It must be tiresome watching husband after husband grow old and decrepit. 😱

 

[Bohemianne]

It must be tiresome watching husband after husband grow old and decrepit. 😱

LMAO! I think old age is no big deal, but dealing with a thousandth senility would be cumbersome.