Oh we're ready! Let me summon my leader (not the one who's probably sleeping Down Under at the moment, the other one)
Leader? Oh Leader? (We find her very effective for distraction purposes).
There her is!
Yooo hooooo!
Over here!
I told you these Skittle women were nothing but a tease!
ATTACK!!!!!!!! ---->>>>
Oh really? We'll just have to find another technique! The Skittles soldiers never give up!
Excuse me, but who are you calling a tease?
Yooo hooooo!
Over here!
*runs around in the thread and steps on skittles*
I CRUSH them under my mighty boot!
*Picks the survivors up and juggles them while laughing at the fact that Skittles are like little icky roaches. Once you squish them, it releases hundreds of baby Skittles eggs into the world."
Lies! 😱 LIESSSSS!
Oh, I wanna join!
Skittles =
It is a well-known fact that chocolate can serve as an aphrodisiac.
Therefore, the battle has already been won.
Sex and chocolate = win