The Nightmare Of Nessie (bwaaaaah!!)

[GEORGIATKLER]

No, Not The One In Which She And Hds Are Unable To Stop Singing( A Cross Between "grease" And "groundhog Day"?) This Nightmare Is A Take On The Old Serial Films( Even Before My Ancient Time) Such As "the Perils Of Pauline". The Rules Are: 1)each New Post Must Of Course Pick Up Where The Previos One Stopped ( Beware: The Continuity Police Are Everywhere). Feel Free To Take The Thread In Any Direction You Want. And 2) Each New Post Must Mention An Addtional( New To The Thread) Tt Member In Some Way. Referring To Any/all Tt Members Already Mentioned In The Thread Is Ok, But Not Required. Ok Here We Go: Ness Awoke From The Weirdest Dream And Started To Get Up When She Realized Her Bare Feet Were Securely Locked Into Padded Stocks. Gt Had A Sonicare Ready For Each Foot. Suddenly There Was A Loud...........................

 

[nessonite1]

O.O Oh dear god.... *watches*

 

[-Kunoke-]

....smash as a vase dropped on gt's head, and Ness laughed with glee at his discomfort. Gt got up, cursing, and looked to where the vase fell. There stood a robot who wore a dress and a large hat. The robot looked down, then dropped...

 

[alchemy1]

...to the floor as another vase fell and landed on top of the robot. Gt, at this point dove for shelter behind the stocks that Ness was locked into brandishing the soniccare as if it were a hunting knife. Ness looked from the crouched form of Gt the the area where the vases were being hurled from and saw...

 

[-Kunoke-]

....a gigantic lemur who was dancing about singing ring around the rosey while balencing a chainsaw on his nose. At that moment, alchemy stepped in the doorway and yelled, "Hello everyone!" Ness looked at him and...

 

[Flurf]

...hiccuped. Meanwhile, CC thieved a sonicare, and threw popcorn at the lemur. Where the popcorn came from, nobody seemed to know, except...

 

[CellarDweller]

...hiccuped. Meanwhile, CC thieved a sonicare, and threw popcorn at the lemur. Where the popcorn came from, nobody seemed to know, except...

for Kunoke, who knew that Cellardweller was in the kitchen, popping corn like mad, in an effort to distract the lemur.

Popping all the corn in the microwave made Cellardweller thirsty, so he throws another bag to CC, and then goes to the fridge to get a beer. He turns around to see......

 

[TiCkLeSoCkS1]

...cartoon Homer simpson, stealing a roast turkey out of the oven. Homer looks at cellardweller and then runs with the cooked poultry clutched in his arms. He begins ripping bits of the turkey off and eating them yelling "MMMMMMMMMM TURKEY!" Homer then trips over the lemur and the Turkey goes flying out the window. "DOE!" Yells homer. Just then TS entered the room and approached Ness. Then...

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

...KoopaCooper selling appointments to tickle Nessonite's still-bound feet. KoopaCooper suddenly packs up his stall and runs for the hills however, when he sees....


EDIT:
***Please ignore me, I wasn't fast enough.***

 

[nessonite1]

(following TS)
...as the turkey begins to make it's decent from the 32nd story window Cellar sees that he'd drinking the last beer. Being the nice fellow that he is he offers to run out and get more.
Cellar takes the super-fast freight elevator and is walking out of the building when......

 

[-Kunoke-]

...he steps on a porcupine and yells in pain. Then a pie randomly fell from the sky, falling on his head, and ballons began flying out of a large swirling vortex 10 feet away. The balloons floated up, then popped, dumping a large amount of shaving cream all over the place. CC looked out the window, looking at the pandemonium..

 

[CellarDweller]

and sees that cellardweller has run into George Clooney. CD has always thought that Mr. Clooney was quite the looker, and knows that he's ticklish, so CD starts tickling George on the sides and ribs, and the goes on for the beer.

He returns about 20 minutes later to see.....

 

[coloman]

In the meantime as if by miracle a beer truck pulls up in front of the building and Window Celler buys four cases of beer and returns to floor 32. In his absence koopacooper has returned and set up his stand again. Nessonites eyes grow wide with horror when KoppaCooper informs her he has sold over 50 foot tickling appointments that range anywhere from five minutes to an hour.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I'm Lost In My Own Thread.....

*gt Awakens And Rubs His Sore Head* No, Not That One! Gt Vows To Use His Non-existent Influence With The Scientific Community To Have The Lemur Replace The Rhesus Monkey As The Main Subject Of Gruesome Experiments. Gt Then Joins Forces With The Lemur In An Organ Grinder And Monkey Act( Next Time, Damnit Gt Gets To Be The Organ Grinder)in Order To Raise Money To Buy The Last Of Koopacooper's One Hour Ness Tickle Tickets. Gt Hopes Camlel, Mv, Ar, Il2bt, Am And Any Other Tt Vixens Come To Ness's Rescue. Beacause If They Do....

 

[TiCkLeSoCkS1]

...gt wins a free trip to Northfork, Montana. Meanwhile, TS manages to sneak past KC to get a free tickling on Ness. As he approaces Ness he realizes he wont have enough time to tickle her, so he pulls a pair of white footie socks out of his pocket and puts them on Ness's feet, covering her bare soles with a bit of cotton protection. He then looks at her and says "Here you go, a bit of protection for you. Goodluck!" He then walks down stairs to raid the beer truck. Meanwhile...

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

*gt Realizes The Lemur Has Stolen All Their <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=Money&v=55">Money</a> And Spent It On Monkey Prostitutes And Teeth Whitening Treatments* With All The Beer Being Consumed, Gt Decides To Order Several Porta Potties And Sell <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=Tickets&v=55">Tickets</a> For Their Use. HE HOPES THIS MEETS WITH MAYDAY'S APPROVAL Gt's First Inclination That The S*** Has Hit The Fan Is When............

 

[nessonite1]

the shit literally hits the fan. The monkey's have gone wild!

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Abba Dabba Dabba Dabba Etc Said The

the shit literally hits the fan. The monkey's have gone wild!

*GT ALMOST REGRETS BEING NESS'S FAN* THOSE WICKED SOCKS ARE TAUNTING GT!* WORLD'S WORST CHARLESTON HESTON IMPRESSION* "TAKE THOSE SOCKS OFF HER, YOU FILTHY LEMUR (APE)". AT THE LAST MOMENT GT DUCKS, AVOIDING THE FLOW. GT CALLS KALAMOS IN ITALY COLLECT ON NESS'S PHONE FOR MORAL/IMMORAL SUPPORT. GT PLACES AN ANONYMOUS PHONE CALL TO THE LOCAL ZOO TO SEND A PRIMATE SWAT TEAM TO NESS'S HOUSE. IN THEIR FRANTIC ATTEMPT AT ESCAPE/EVOLUTION ONE OF GT'S PORTA POTTIES IS OVERTURNED. FROM INSIDE IT WE HEAR....................

 

[-Kunoke-]

...a blood curtling scream as a Ness clone pops out the door of the porta potty. GT quickly captures the Ness clone and ties her up next to the real Ness. The two Nesses converse as the monkeys swing about, throwing fecal matter at each other and drinking wax. CD peaks in the door, just returning from the elevator and yells, "Beer for everyone!" Just then, then monkeys turn to him....

 

[BigNorm]

...Vlad in whiney voice "heeey! i'm reading the newest issue of Star Wars monthly!"
to which Ness draws some artwork, working long hard hours, with only Chocolate cake as payment. GT then smells...

dangit! kunoke beat me to the punch, forget this one then.

 

[BigNorm]

...asks in a very polite manner "We would love a Budweiser, please." GT switches on his sonicare, approaching Ness's feet, but is distracted by the smell of...

 

[MistressValerie1]

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[Kjiron]

Oi, how do we come up with this stuff? (^_^)

 

[-Kunoke-]

Continuing Norms post...

...home-made chicken soup! With dumplings! Sniffing in delight, he followed the smell to a big pot, and peaked in. There was the chicken soup! Too anxious to grab a spoon, he reached his hand in to grab a dumpling. The monkeys turned to him now and screeched, "DONT TOUCH THE FORBIDDEN SOUP!"

GT ignores the cries of the monkeys and grabs a dumpling anyway, stuffing his face. It was delicious! Then he noticed...

 

[Ignatz]

...a funny aftertaste and wished he hadn't "peaked" in the pot. The monkeys surround him threateningly, but just then the SWAT team from the zoo arrives, responding to the Ape P.B. that had been issued. Unable to distinguish the various species of primate from each other, they proceed to cuff everybody except Nessie (who is the only unmistakeable human being present.) Before they can haul everyone off to the simian slammer, however, a familiar voice rings out. It is....