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The official "I'm leaving the TMF" satire thread ;)

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Adam

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This is inspired by some clever satire I recall seeing from TicklishHope a while back, just in good fun of course. So go ahead, post your very own "I'm leaving and never returning" satire thread. Or perhaps you'd like to announce when you will be leaving in the future. I can't think of a real good satire post at the moment, so therefore, I predict the following...

I will be leaving the TMF forever (!!!) on August 4th, 2078. It will be the day of my 100th birthday. I will log in, see the greatest video clip ever, and then die happy.

Your turn... 😀
 
My 1,000,000th post will announce that I'm leaving forever. :cry1:
 
I'm leaving because nobody likes my margaritas!! WAAHH!!:cry1::cry1:

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I will be leaving the TMF forever on April 17, 2017. On that day, I will be brutally beaten into a coma by a mutated grizzly bear with four arms. The coma will last for about seven and a half years. When I awaken, I will then live out the rest of my days believing I am Rudy Ray Moore and have no recollection of my former life until the end of my days.
 
I will leave the TMF when you least expect it.

If you do not pass this message on to at least 10 people, you will have a terrible love life and a carnivorous plant will eat your testes or ovaries, depending on which you have. Also you will turn gay.
 
i am leaving the TMF because no replies to my threads!!

thats right............i am being childish and leaving!
 
:woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot::woot:
I'm not going to post a goodbye thread. I'm just leaving.
 
I'm going, cos ur all rubbish and stuffs.
 
i am leaving because........
fuck it, i'm gone already....................................
 
I am leaving - after I make another 3,000 posts telling everyone
after 236 comebacks to remind everyone that I've left
after 168 "second chances" for those who were mean to me
after asking 67,435 times how I can delete my account

😛😛😛😛
 
i'm leaving the tmf now, i finish work in about 2 hours, see you around then.
 
WHAT PART OF HASTA LAVISTA, TMF DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

I'VE BEEEN SHEMPED, SHRIMPED, PIMPED, IM'ED, PM'ED, PMS'ED, PO'ED, WTF'ED, FLAMED, SHAMED, DEFAMED, STALKED BY THE UPPER BODY TICKLING CARTEL, FEATHERED, WEATHERED, TIED AND TETHERED, GOT A CLIP, GOT A CLUE, FILE NOT FOUND, FATAL ERRORED, REBOOTED, DE BOOTED, DE BOOTIED, SPANKED, THANKED, WALKED THE CYBER PLANK..............................................................................AND TICKLED. IN SPITE OF SOME/ALL/NONE OF THE ABOVE I AM PULLING AN ELVIS(APOLOGIES TO ANDY) AND LEAVING THE BUILDING. YOU CAN'T PUSH ME AROUND ANY MORE...EXCEPT AT TICKLETHEATER, THE SLIM WHITMAN "YODELPALLOZA" FESTIVAL EACH YEAR, AT WORK, CHURCH, THE BEACH, THE GYM, THE BACK ALLEY..... I'M IN THE GOVERNMENT "WITLESS" PROTECTION PROGRAM( NO I AM NOT A CONGRESSMAN, NOW I AM REALLY INSULTED) SO YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANY MORE AS THE CARPEL TUNNEL FROM TYPING THIS DRIVEL ALMOST MADE ME BLACKOUT......***CHANGES MIND*** POST DELETED, WHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE...................................
 
OMG ACF WTF WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I IZ LEEVING CUZ U GYZE SUKK LOL!!! 😛
 
I'm leaving because the voices in my head told me too..... :shock:
 
Now, for another one of my favorites. Whiny, rambling posts with poor spelling, no capitalization and no punctuation! Now then...

ok i tryed 2 vew the klipz sekshin but it sed th form wuz down fer mayntnintz screw u guyz im takin my ball n goin home i hope yer all hapy 4 chasin sumbody as imprtent az mee away ps wy doo hott tklsh gurlz never reespond 2 my pmz just askd 2 cee ther feetz 433192 bilyin tymez ferfuxake lol it duznt mattr im leevin waaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😀
 
Adam said:
Now, for another one of my favorites. Whiny, rambling posts with poor spelling, no capitalization and no punctuation! Now then...

ok i tryed 2 vew the klipz sekshin but it sed th form wuz down fer mayntnintz screw u guyz im takin my ball n goin home i hope yer all hapy 4 chasin sumbody as imprtent az mee away ps wy do hott tklsh gurlz never reespond 2 my pmz just askd 2 cee ther feetz 433192 bilyin tymez ferfuxake lol it duznt mattr im leevin waaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

😀
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:roflmao:

Shit. I can't even top that right now. :jester:
 
i'm leaving because Artoo is really a rolling trashcan in real life...and i HATE rolling trashcans.
 
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