The official "I'm leaving the TMF" satire thread ;)

[Marquis De Sade]

Thanks. Just doin' my part, sir. 😀

Believe me, I tried. You about covered everything though.

 

[giggle-maker]

My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots! Today is my 111th birthday! Alas, 111 years is far to shrt a time to spend with such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you as well as I would like to, and like the rest of you half as well as you deserve.

I...I've got...things to do...

I've put this off for far too long.

I regret to tell you that this is the end, I'm going now...goodbye.

 

[cloudgazer2k]

My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubbs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots! Today is my 111th birthday! Alas, 111 years is far to shrt a time to spend with such excellent and admirable hobbits. I don't know half of you as well as I would like to, and like the rest of you half as well as you deserve.

I...I've got...things to do...

I've put this off for far too long.

I regret to tell you that this is the end, I'm going now...goodbye.

PROUDFEET!

 

[tickmankyle1]

i'm just a poor boy nobody likes me.. that is why i'm leaving the tmf

 

[KrazieDog]

I've already left two years ago, but continue posting because the standard font of the TMF gives me tingles and jingles....and I promised to participate in a pot-luck on March 14, 2013.....other than that, I'm soooooooo gone.

 

[Headsnap]

I have been asked to leave the TMF because I assaulted a member in good standing with a bunch of loganberries. He insulted my Lord, what else was I supposed to do?

 

[Sandrock74]

I will leave due to not being able to pay for my cable bill.
<a href="http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sandrock74/?action=view&current=motivationalunemployment.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sandrock74/motivationalunemployment.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Also, because Glam won't blow me a kiss. LOL

 

[DimpleToes]

I am leaving for everyone HATES ME and my HUGGSSSS

 

[Adam]

LULZ I IZ LEEVIN CUZ GURLZ WONT LETT MEE TIKKL THER FEETZ LOL I DONT NO Y ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[vladtickleman22]

I'm leaving because i'm a newbie and you're all clique-y and exclusive!!.......hahaha, that was fun.

 

[..Glamorous..]

I will leave due to not being able to pay for my cable bill.
<a href="http://s224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sandrock74/?action=view&current=motivationalunemployment.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd51/sandrock74/motivationalunemployment.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Also, because Glam won't blow me a kiss. LOL

 

[huskys]

I'm leaving because I'm frustrated that I can't think up a good enough reason to leave!!! 😛

 

[SmileyTkls]

I'm leaving because the last time I left no one noticed, so there.