The Official "Off Topic" Thread

[amk714]

I've got good news - I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico! Yeah baby! You can doooooooo it! 😀

 

[milagros317]

That is very far off topic. 😛 😛

 

[amk714]

Thank you, milagros317. Here's another one:

Spokesman: It's so easy to use Geico.com, a CAVEMAN could do it. (Laughs)
Caveman: What? NOT COOL! No! Get out! (Throws down the boom mike and storms off.)
Spokesman: Oh no, I ... I did NOT know you were there! I didn't know, I could change ...
Voice-over: Geico: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. 😀

http://www.funnyclipcentral.com/content/geicocaveman.php

 

[milagros317]

My aardvark is sick from eating too much ice cream. 😛

 

[amk714]

http://tonylittle.ytmnd.com/

 

[milagros317]

My aardvark is feeling better this morning. 😀

 

[amk714]

Peyton Manning OWNS Tom Brady now! 😀

 

[milagros317]

I must confess that I don't really have an aardvark. 😱

 

[amk714]

I must use this more often in my posts.

 

[Kitten_Kat]

I think someone has been mesmerized by the spinning balls o.o

 

[milagros317]

Do ferrets make good pets? 😀

 

[Kitten_Kat]

Depends on how well you train them. o.o Somehow that has a double meaning.

 

[amk714]

Yesterday was Judgment Day for Arnold Schwarzenegger, and his propositions were terminated. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I like all kinds of pasta. 😀

 

[amk714]

I love Italian women. (Slightly off-topic. 😛)

 

[K-Skate417]

I had an exam today

 

[milagros317]

I enjoyed a lunch of turkey and stuffing with potatoes. 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

Both pie and pi are off topic 😀

 

[milagros317]

Why is pi off topic? 😀

 

[K-Skate417]

Any numbers involving an infinite decimal sequence are off topic 😛

 

[milagros317]

So you say. Pi is a very nice irrational number, actually. 😀

 

[amk714]

I am not you, and you are not me. Or should I say, "I am not you, and you are not I."? Or should the previous sentence read, "Or should I say, 'I am not you, and you are not I?' " Or should ...

Do you see what I'm trying to say? No? All right, here it is: Gramer iz importent. So iz speling, akshulee. Both speling n gramer r importent. Udderwyz, u mite naught no wot eym seighing. No wot eye meen?

This has been a presentation of the Off-Topic Company. We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread. Thank you. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I like chocolate mousse pie. 😀

 

[amk714]

Someone stop this moon from orbiting me!

 

[MetaCortex719]

Do ferrets make good pets? 😀

Ferrets make .....AMAZING..... pets.