*splutters on the coffee making a face* Ew, just ew. You've contaminated my coffee *eyes widens and sniffs it* *gags* Just no >< *sets the cup down and goes to make a fresh *unspiked* pot*
B-but I has heart problems. Vodka would kill me if you had done that in real life *nods vigorously* Besides, you're just lucky I"m not 100% ler missy 😛