The Official Tickle Fight Thread

[Carnivore]

Good to see you're finally catching on, you see, if I deem it necessary, even if technically you won, I could change the official scoreboard to show you as losing. You follow?

Hey now, we turn this into Calvinball too much things'll just get silly. We wouldn't want that, now would we?

 

[Dovalys]

I always liked a good game of Calvinball personally & silly seems to sum up this thread nicely actually

 

[Carnivore]

Fair enough, Dov. But just so you know, I'm quite good at Calvinball. Just keep that in mind.

 

[Dovalys]

You don't say? Calvinball can be hard to be good at because if the different games each time I've found.

 

[Carnivore]

Well, maybe it's hard for you to be good at. I happen to be a natural. No ofs, ands, or buts. 😛

 

[Dovalys]

New Rule! Anyone with a C to start their Screen name isn't allowed to win. 😀

 

[mandahhh]

Hahahahaha

 

[Carnivore]

But pages 6000-7000 of the Official Tickle Fight Thread become a reverse zone! Therefore anyone with a C to start their names can't lose! So there!

And any more smilies get a penalty! If I can't figure them out, they must be bad.

 

[Dovalys]

That's fine - I was talking about screen-names. *this would be a winky face but they're dissallowed* Also, anyone with numbers in their screen-name is automatically disqualified.

 

[Carnivore]

Very well... but Sarcastic Angels are not allowed to protect themselves from being tickled. No backpedaling, batting of hands, nothing.

 

[Dovalys]

ah, then Tickle hedonists aren't allowed to tickle Sarcastic Angels.

 

[Carnivore]

Fine, but then everyone else gets to tickle those of us named "Dovalys" with impunity.

 

[Dovalys]

No that can't work because hose of us with a Y in our screen names have immunity to being tickled.

 

[Carnivore]

That may be true, but that immunity can only be given after being tickled pink. Since I've never seen anyone turn pink from tickling before, I can't imagine how long that'd take.

 

[Dovalys]

For the record, Tesaesglarlings can't tickle Sarcastic Angels either; One can't be tickled pink unless they have over 200 posts, therefore leaving those under that number automatically immune.

 

[Carnivore]

Yea, but that's in Australian. In American units that's all wrong. And you made the same rule twice. For shame, Dov. Penalty for you.

 

[Dovalys]

So? you've already been disqualified, hence what you say can't count anyway.

 

[Carnivore]

But tired people get to be re-qualified whenever they put their hands on their heads! *does it, is re-qualified*

 

[Dovalys]

But since you're title has changed since the game started, you can't participate in this one, and have to wait a period of 2 months before allowed to tickle anyone with an 'L' in their screen name.

 

[Carnivore]

But that only applies to capital L's! l's don't count! And those of us with names ending in 's' can't ban tickles from anyone whose join date is before theirs.

 

[Dovalys]

that's true... but anyone whose name ends in an 8 has to spend a month in a straight jacket whenever they re-qualify themselves as part of the process.

 

[Carnivore]

Two points:
1. It appeals to my sense of humor to have pages of OTFT without any tickling, just us making up rules.
2. Man, an actual tickling fight with Calvinball rules would likely be quite fun. At least, provided you couldn't use the rules to escape from being tickled.

And I'm out. Later Dov, always a ... pleasure?

 

[Dovalys]

A tickling fight with Calvinball rules would be pure Chaos. Hilariously funny, but Chaos none-the-less.
Man I love that comic though

 

[dude123]

Nerds.... 😛

 

[Dovalys]

What makes you say that Dude? Have you ever won a game of Calvinball? I thought not. 🙂