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The Official Tickle Fight Thread

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*reaches up and pushes him off*

Australia used to be alright at it, not so much anymore though. We play better than England though, our bottom of the ladder team could slaughter both of their finalists. Together.
 
I really wouldn't know. Rugby isn't exactly popular in these parts. We prefer American football, generally.

And that wasn't very nice, was it? *gets up and sits on the couch next to Dov this time, elbowing her side in retaliation*
 
Well I'm not a very nice person, am I? *lobs a pillow at Carny*

Rugby is popular in my area, elsewhere it's AFL, depends on where you are. I'm not sure about outside of SA and NSW though, i've never lived anywhere else x)
Can't say I watch American football though 😛
 
No, you've made that abundantly clear. *catches the pillow and whomps Dov with it*

Careful with the abbreviations, we ignorant Americans aren't as familiar with your New South Wales and your AFLs (Australian Football League?). No one outside US/Canada really watches American football. When abroad the best place to see it is actually Irish bars. In Europe, anyway. In fact, a lot of our sports aren't very European/Australian. Baseball is popular in Latin America and Japan. Basketball is popular... I don't know where. Scandinavians and Slavs like hockey, though.
 
*grins and uses legs to shove him off the couch*

And then there's us Aussies, who enjoy a good wood chopping competition and a bit of crocodile wrestling. 😉
 
Hey! *grabs onto your legs and pulls you off the couch with me*

Wood chopping seems more of a profession than a sport. As for crocodiles... I've eaten them, but I don't think I'd want to wrestle them. No wait, I've eaten alligator. I think those are more common in down in the bayou. Still wouldn't want to wrestle those either. As for stupid American sports... competitive eating?
 
*twists to land on top, and smirks down at him*

I dunno, at the Royal Easter show this year, my sister and I saw part of the woodchopping, between Australia and New Zealand. Australia won because NZ was forced to forfeit. Serious business.
 
So... want to get off me? *arches an eyebrow at her*

Hmm, having to win by forfeit seems disappointing. I'd much rather they play the game. Or chop the wood, whatever. And Royal Easter show? Are you trying to impress the Queen with your colonial woodchopping skills?
 
They did, we lost, and then something technical happened and then we won because NZ were forced to forfeit. It was all confusing and entertaining, and I'm still not sure why we watched it in the first place

Hmm, not really, what's in it for me? *prods his stomach lightly*
 
Judging by wikipedia, this Royal Easter looks a lot like state fairs we've got over here. Fairly entertaining, although at ours we try to deep fry odd things and eat as many of them as possible. And maybe have a few less sheep running around.

*twitches from the prodding* Hmph, how about if you let me go, I won't do this? *reaches up to pinch your hips with either hand*
 
*squirms away from his fingers, darting hands out to scrabble under his arms* Ack, T-Temptihing.

yeah that's pretty much it, people bring dogs, cattle, sheep, cats, cakes, art etc to be judged, and they throw a party to convince people to come a long and look. Damned expensive, but fun all the same
 
*follows her squirming, running my hands northward to knead her sides gently, resisting the urge to clamp down my arms in defense* Nahatt temping enough apparently-hehe.

Indeed. Although some of our hocked local goods are beyond me. I don't see the wisdom of having a winery in this state. This isn't the west coast, or the south. Not that they'd be willing to cultivate the devil's grapes in Dixie.
 
*jerks to the side, slipping off him and leaning against the couch, just out of reach* Bah. One of these days...

I don't see the wisdom in a lot of things, like growing rice in Australia. Whose bright idea was that?
 
*sits up and positions myself next to her, also leaning against the couch. One hand walks lightly against her side* Bang, zoom, straight to the moon?

The Chinese? At least you're not some of those West African countries. Japan grows/grew too much rice due to agricultural subsidies, so decided they'd look like saints if they donated the excess to Ivory Coast or somewhere. So the poor Africans got used to a rice based diet in a climate ill-suited to growing rice. Inevitably, the Japanese fixed their rice imbalance, and stopped donating. Then the Africans ended up trying to grow rice because that was their diet.

To be fair, Australia doesn't seem to be good for growing much aside from spiders and crocodiles.
 
*arches away slightly and tries to catch his hand* S-Something along those lines

hmm, true. People need a little common sense, I swear half the world is lacking in it.

There are areas that dry out large spiders and eat them as savory snacks.
 
*notices the potential hand grab and dodges it, goosing her sides quickly* Perhaps I'm being naive, but you don't strike me as quite the violent type for that.

Yes. It's getting harder to read the news lately, we're apparently not as smart as we used to be. But... eating spiders? Gah, can't you just eat crab like normal, civilized human beings?
 
Nah, I confess to being really not very violent at all. I know how to knock people on their backs though, if need be. *twists away from his fingers, left hand succeeding in latching onto the offending hand*

Did I say that was Australia that ate spiders? 😛
Honestly, I can't remember where it was, only that they were tarantulas and that I was thoroughly weirded out.
 
Well, let's hope the need doesn't arise then. *has my right hand grabbed by her left, but reaches out with my left to skitter my fingers over her stomach, carefully following her twisting form*

Fair enough. I suppose fried cheese is the oddest cuisine we have here. Unless you count lutafisk, which I wouldn't.
 
I think pure grease is the oddest cuisine you have there 😉

*sucks in a breath sharply and twitches away from him, releasing his hand and batting at his other* H-Hey now, wahatch it
 
We tend not to eat it in its pure form. Most of our fast food just drips with the stuff. Minor difference. Most of us don't even cook with lard anymore.

*notices your reaction and grins at you* Watch it? What what? You seem tense all of a sudden. *brings my newly released hand to your stomach, spidering over the surface to replace the hand batted away*
 
Would you like some chips with that grease?

*slips on the floor in an effort to escape is fingers, arms folding reflexively across my stomach to block him* G-Geehee I wonder. gah. why thahat is. ah.
 
We call them "fries" here, and yes, of course I would. Greasy, oversalted French fries. At least I don't dip them in mayo like some people. I use ketchup like a normal human being. They go great with cheeseburgers.

*seeing an opportunity, straddles her waist and starts poking your stomach and sides with a wriggling finger wherever I see an unblocked target* Me too. Very curious, that. Deserves careful study.
 
Mayo? On Chips? ... ... No comment. Just, No. Ergh.

*tries to roll and off balance him, both hands following his where they can and trying to dissuade them* N-No. I think, ack, it should juhust be accepted as a weird a-anomoly. ngh, stopthat.
 
Yea, its not that great. Not bad either... if you don't mind the artery clogging. The Canadians put gravy on theirs. A lot of Americans also use ranch dressing. And the Brits use vinegar for some reason. I suppose I'm a traditionalist. I stick with ketchup.

*sits on her thighs in order to prevent any excessive rolling, continuing to poke where I can, getting a solid skittering along your waist and attempting to make contact with bare ticklish skin* No, where's your scientific curiosity? The phenomenon must be properly explained!
 
I'm a bit of a weirdo in that I like chips plain, no salt, nothing. tomato/barbeque/sweet chile sauce is alright though

*twitches away from each poke, trying to keep my shirt from riding up as well as following his darting hands* I-Its clahassified info-hormation, aha, noho need t-to ehexperiment reheely
 
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