The Official TMF Old/Fat/Gross/Creepy/Unfavourably-Bestowed Tickle Monsters' Club

[C.A.B.]

We are the cream of the crop of our kind. The last bastion of off-putting tickling wicked awesomeness. Alas, sadly, we are never mistaken for handsome and physically fit young gay men. Founding members C.A.B. and Turtleboy are now accepting applications for membership in this most exclusive and venerable organization. To qualify, you must be at least one of the following:

Old, Fat, Gross, Creepy, and or Unfavorably-Bestowed

Act now and receive our distinctive OFGCUB Finger-Down-Throat badge which you can display prominently and proudly for all your potential Lee's to fawn over in a disgusted, yet sexually curious, manner.

We are an equal opportunity club... with the exception of those deemed really fucking hot, who need not apply.

So I say ye! Don't delay, join us today!

 

[turtleboy]

Meaning us repellant producers of course...*

Here's my pack-shot from the 80's - I was a lot more buff back then

* although any suitably grotesque 'lers may apply

 

[C.A.B.]

And here, in turn is a current photo myself as a proud card-carrying member of the OFGCUB Tickle Monster's Club

 

[C.A.B.]

Meaning us repellant producers of course...*

Here's my pack-shot from the 80's - I was a lot more buff back then

* although any suitably grotesque 'lers may apply

Congratulations, Brother. Here is your fine badge, wear it with PRIDE!

 

[milagros317]

Well, I'm 63 years old, a bit overweight but not fat, definitely gross, and often creepy. Am I in? 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

Well, I'm 63 years old, a bit overweight but not fat, definitely gross, and often creepy. Am I in? 😀

Yes you are, Mils. Please feel free to copy a badge for your signature. And congratulations, Brother!

 

[milagros317]

O joy!

 

[C.A.B.]

well whatayaknow? everyone on TMF is hotter than anyone thought... LOL!

 

[manga_geek13]

OH! OH! OH! *Raises hand*

I am quite strange and I look very crappy on a regular basis! My hair looks like a bird lives in it and I have been eating a lot of pie recently.. 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

OH! OH! OH! *Raises hand*

I am quite strange and I look very crappy on a regular basis! My hair looks like a bird lives in it and I have been eating a lot of pie recently.. 😀

That qualifies. You're in. Feel free to wear the badge proudly for all the world to gawk at... aside from your hair.

 

[C.A.B.]

OFGCUB TICKLE MONSTERS CLUB NEWSLETTER: We have doubled our membership numbers in only two days! At this rate we shall soon conquer the world! ...or at the very least, reduce our collective pub tab split. JOIN NOW! And experience better living through the AWESOME realization of OFGCUB Tickle Monsters Club membership! Remember there are no club dues and our lobby in Washington really does nothing but hang out at the Watergate Hotel bar.

What are you waiting for!

 

[kered]

Do I fit the criteria? I'm soon to be 56, still devastatingly handsome and loved by all *but about three or four members and ex-members here.....but fuck them*, haven't thought any text to go with the still unseen honeybadger drawing you did for me last year, ate a whole pizza in front of a poor starving college student on webcam when we had that here several years ago, and sent BrightEyes an official NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo as a gift last Christmas.



...and I like to belch.....and drink with Milagros.

 

[C.A.B.]

Do I fit the criteria? I'm soon to be 56, still devastatingly handome and loved by all *but about three or four members and ex-members here.....but fuck them*, haven't thought any text to go with the still unseen honeybadger drawing you did for me last year, ate a whole pizza in front of a poor starving college student on webcam when we had that here several years ago, and sent BrightEyes an official NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo as a gift last Christmas.



...and I like to belch.....and drink with Milagros.

Like a moth to a flame, I knew you would come. Kered, you are almost 'overqualified'... fortunately, in spite of being the handsome and dashing devil-may-care chap that you are, full membership and honorifics are thus bestowed. You may now help yourself to a badge for your signature and a bakery fresh kaiser roll ... ... over there... next to Heddy, our smelly charwoman and lunch lady.

WELCOME BROTHER!

 

[kered]

Oh joy!!!

 

[Bohemianne]

devastatingly handsome and loved by all.

^ For admitting it without the blush, I nominate you as the "Chancellor of Swing." 😀

 

[C.A.B.]

OFGCUB TICKLE MONSTERS CLUB NEWSLETTER:
Like the sex parts of a dorm-room dwelling TMF nymphomaniac, the ranks of our most excellent club have swollen again. We welcome the dashingly weird pastry aficionado KERED as a fully engorged member. As well as BrandiElizabeth's very own canine horror, "Lincoln Dog" as our Official TMF Old/Fat/Gross/Creepy/Unfavorably-Bestowed Tickle Monsters' Club Mascot... yeah try to say that with a Pink Frosted Berliner in your mouth.

Below is a picture of said mascot...

.... ... okay, take it away, take it away.... *shiver* Gives me Invasion of he Body Snatchers willies.

As always WE are ALWAYS looking for new members! The OFGCUB is the finest club for those with no where else to turn. Sign up today and we will double your portion of tater tots at the next meeting.

Very Truly Yours,

Co-Grand Poobahs, Feo et Elatus,

C.A.B & TurtleBoy

 

[kered]

^ For admitting it without the blush, I nominate you as the "Chancellor of Swing." 😀

Hey, stop flirting Bo......the guys are watching.....

 

[Jagermeistered]

I am a 30 year-old with a beer gut and Jäger stuck in my liver. Also, I 'creepingly' tickle myself, because it is the right thing to do.

 

[C.A.B.]

I am a 30 year-old with a beer gut and Jäger stuck in my liver. Also, I 'creepingly' tickle myself, because it is the right thing to do.

""PYLE!!!!... Infantry... Congratulations... you made it.""




go copy a badge

 

[C.A.B.]

OFGCUB TICKLE MONSTERS CLUB QUASI-BIMONTHY UPDATE: Great News! We totally did not mention two new members including a third that will be named here-in: We welcome the Mighty Milagros317 who is decidedly gross (sez so in his nomenclature) and his infinite sacks of TMF posts to our garrison of 'Gah!'

And representing the United Kingdom for the first time this second tome around is TMF noob nebish manga_geek13 who enjoys world peace, turtles, salmonella, and pie. Welcome, young Miss to our ineptitutionary halls!

Thirdly, reeking of a secret blend of over 50 herbs, fruits and spices, we welcome new member Jagermeistered which is also a handy way to describe what he just did all over your skirt. An accomplished Economist when sober; and Deconomist when not, I say ye: Jagz! Keeper of the super-secret stealth club badge and shotglass collection.

In other news I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!

 

[kered]

How is recruitment coming along?

 

[C.A.B.]

How is recruitment coming along?

Alas and alack, it seems folks on TMF are much more HOT than anyone ever imagined... how depressing. Kered, let us collectively hang our heads in woe. And some charlatan tried to pawn a counterfeit 'Lincoln Dog' off on prospects of another club WHICH...... shall remain nameless.

 

[kered]

Are her initials.....Bo?

 

[C.A.B.]

No... but I'll give you a hint, he likes to start threads like a pyromaniac

 

[kered]

Why, that hooligan!!