The Official TMF Old/Fat/Gross/Creepy/Unfavourably-Bestowed Tickle Monsters' Club

[Bohemianne]

Are her initials.....Bo?

Baaah... If not for your inquiry, my already abominable reputation could stir more havoc. We should kick the hooligan in the arse. Give me coordinates, please!

 

[Gothika]

Im all of the above 🙂

 

[kered]

Yes, you are.

 

[C.A.B.]

Im all of the above 🙂

Yes, you are.

Agreed. Wholeheartedly. Congrats, Goth, you're in like Flynn. Grab a badge and thrust it about with reckless abandon. You've earned it.

 

[C.A.B.]

Baaah... If not for your inquiry, my already abominable reputation could stir more havoc. We should kick the hooligan in the arse. Give me coordinates, please!

Sorry Bo, but we have had a meeting and you are much too pretty and sexy-time HAWT to be in this club.

 

[kered]

Sorry Bo, but we have had a meeting and you are much too pretty and sexy-time HAWT to be in this club.

I disagree. We need pretty and sexy-time HAWT to counter act you, me, and Goth in ugly and icky-time COLD.

 

[C.A.B.]

I disagree. We need pretty and sexy-time HAWT to counter act you, me, and Goth in ugly and icky-time COLD.

You miserable suck-up!!! That is exactly the kind of thinking that got you here in the first place!!! If we start admitting the pretty and the sexy-time HAWT, where does it end. Before we fuckin' know it, there will be pierced bellybuttons on smooth taught abs and catwalks and boobies and the smell of great hygiene and purring and touching and god knows what else. REPENT, brother. Prostrate yourself and REPENT!

 

[kered]

No. If we looked at ugly all the time we would get desensitized. We need pretty ladies! We really do. We need them to tell us how appalling and disgusting we are and to call us names. They are the best judges we could ever have because they will honestly tell us how horrible we are!!!! We can fool ourselves but we sure as fuck won't fool them!!

 

[C.A.B.]

No. If we looked at ugly all the time we would get desensitized. We need pretty ladies! We really do. We need them to tell us how appalling and disgusting we are and to call us names. They are the best judges we could ever have because they will honestly tell us how horrible we are!!!! We can fool ourselves but we sure as fuck won't fool them!!

hmmmm... you may have a point .... no NO NO wait a minit!!!.... they do that anyway!!!! What the hell man?!?!? Keep going down this road and sure as shit on shinola you'll wind up on the floor with a face full of beautiful feet smothering your willy nilly.

 

[kered]

You say that like it is a bad thing.


* Notice the underlying vile sexual suggestion of the above sentence*

 

[C.A.B.]

You say that like it is a bad thing.


* Notice the underlying vile sexual suggestion of the above sentence*

we'll need a quorum then (whaterverthefuck that is), I leave it to you to poll all the members... all of them, not just the ones you like to rub up against because it feels good. Adjourned!

 

[Bohemianne]

Aaw, Kered, you (devastatingly handsomesauce) silly man! >>>

To keep the silly advocacy... Here’s is a SEXYCREEP song for the OP, guests, fwaplets, creepers, creeplets and c®ablets… Enjoy! 😀

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Truly yours,
Bo, the Sexy-time HAWT! (cough-cough-aren’t-anyone-choked-yet?)

 

[kered]

See!!!! She belongs here like the rest of us. And her eyesight is still good too!!

 

[C.A.B.]

See!!!! She belongs here like the rest of us. And her eyesight is still good too!!

Under what criteria of our sacred founding bylaws? The Lawgiver himself warned of such things: "...And Proteus did chain the beast 'Right Said Fred' in the Garden and the Children did make sport of him..." Do you not know the 39th Scroll?

 

[kered]

Know it???? I wrote the fuckin' thing. It is also written....."show favor to the woman who can draw and sing, for she will sing while drawing stuff.......with boobs even....if you ask nice..."

 

[C.A.B.]

I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But your behavior studies are another matter. To suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Why, man is a nuisance. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

 

[kered]

Oh no problem. The cockroaches will get it all in the end. So I vote Bo stays with all rights to be Gross and Creepy.....and eventually Old.

I second the motion!!!

Motion carries!!! Bo is in!!!!

 

[Gothika]

yay im in the club ladies watch out

 

[C.A.B.]

Meeting adjourned! Tater tots, cigars, and brandy in the smoking room.

 

[kered]

I like tater tots!

 

[Bohemianne]

LOL. I never applied here.

“RIGHT S@ID FR3D” simply played cool and shook his little tush – he never intends to be thought of as an experimental simian beast for autopsy, because it’s been written after all: “You just can’t kill the beast.” (So yeah!) 😀

 

[kered]

As part of the gross/creepy thing, I did all your paperwork and and answered all questions to the best of my knowledge........just remember you were born in 1943 in Lebanon Kansas to Billy Earl and Daisey Louise Hemianne. Your name is Bootifull Agnes Hemianne, Bo for short and are 6'7'' tall weighing 117 pounds. You got your Masters in Economics/Basket Weaving at the University of Southwest Upper New Mexico State On-line with a minor in Erotic Art. Your husband is Percy and you have two kids, Floyd and Gertrude. If C.A.B. asks anything else.....just wing it.